March 2012
Laughing my ass off at these old Family Guy episodes and realizing I quote like half of everything they say
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The only Taking Back Sunday song my family knows is What’s It Feel Like To Be A Ghost because I would go around asking them, “What’s it feel like to be a ghost, you guys?” and they’d say, “Louder now, louder now…”
Watchasrasul:
high-wastedwh0res:
barbie-island:
realcertified:
asdfghjkleslie:
taylorheiland:
iamnotlevante:
slypeezy:
nathoisking:
mhm see this girl?
she dead
LMFAO!!!!!
WHITE PEOPLE
hahahaha
i like how the one of the right is more preoccupied on eating the cake
I just don’t know why they didn’t lift up her head to check if she was breathing or not
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I had my hair flipped weird for whatever reason and my dad said that I looked like Snooki and then my mom said, “Aww! I think Snooki is cute!”
She was being serious.
February 2012
I KEEP FORGETTING THAT ON MY IPOD I CAN’T ANSWER PRIVATELY SORRY AMANDA
sassylazzy asked: I'VE SECRETLY BEEN THINKING ABOUT GOING LIKE... EMMA WATSON SHORT BUT I DONT THINK I COULD ROCK IT AS WELL AS SHE DOES. EVER.
down by the bay
where the watermelons grow
back to my home
i dare not go
for if i do
my mother will say
DID YOU EVER SEE A WHALE WITH A POLKA DOT TAIL
DOWN BY THE BAAYYYY
God I wish I was lazy and didn’t do homework.
But if I don’t I feel guilty and want to diieee
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how many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb
3
1 dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb, and 2 dirty stinking apes to throw feces at eachother
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
rej-ct asked: smh = shaking my head / GET WITH IT BECCA!
m,y mother doesn,t understand, commas,.
beinglaurapalmer asked: don't deny it benedict cumberbatch is one fine piece of ass
vaguelyleftist:
why do people let texting control their lives
i don’t get it
why do you need constant conversation
It’s seriously not even fun I don’t understandd
chasing-cars asked: It's such a good song, well at least in my opinion. I just want them to put another album out. Soon. Sooner better than later.
chasing-cars asked: I'm over-joyed. I'm undecided. I don't know who I am. Been in my head all day, and listening it while writing my research paper for English. No regrets.
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I don’t even see any of the extra credit opportunities she’s been blabbering about.
You know what bitch I do go to a public school ya know
Not an online school
And if I wanted to deal with you and your websites and shit, than yes, I would have joined an online school.
How about give us the notes like a normal person
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Dad: Okay, by the end of February, I want you to start thinking about getting a job.
Me: Will you do my homework for me?
Dad: Absolutely not.
Me: Well, then I guess I won't either.
Waahhh the movie I’m watching has the same guy that was in that movie with the headless dog!1!!!1!1
Me: this movie I'm watching only has a one star rating
Sister: that movie is forever alone!1
Me: what are you even saying
My dumbass forensics teacher kept obsessing about us using her website to look at notes and shit. So since I have a test tomorrow I was like okay fine I’ll use your stupid ass website. So I went on there and I clicked on a link to view a powerpoint that’s supposed to be all about the section we were working on. BUT NO IT’S A POWERPOINT FOR SOME OTHER SECTION.
ARE YOU FUCKING ME
...
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“He is so creepy, that lion. They could have made him a little cuter.”
– My mom talking about Kovu
Unpopular Opinion:
I like the second Lion King better than the first one.
Not watching the end of Lion King but listening to it while in the bathroom taking a shit
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This has happened three years in a row.
In English we’d read a book, and within a couple months to a year, a movie would come out.
Freshman Year: The Lightning Theif
Sophomore Year: The Hunger Games
Junior Year: The Great Gatsby
d3afhavana:
that feeling when the lights go out at a concert and your stomach drops and you forget everything is the best thing in the world