So sure to keep you dreaming: Archive

So sure to keep you dreaming

February 2011

the happiest people have the saddest stories.

Like my pal Casey. :/

tonyperrysjedibraid: I really need to make a Facebook, but I’m not a faggot, so I’m okay right now. I am the same.

chasing-cars asked: i feel like i should send you this convo i had on omegle

Stranger: hey are u a horny girl?

You: im part of nbc's to catch a preditor are you using this site to have sex with underage girls or boys?

They left after i said that.

January 2011

When my mom's like "You missed a spot." I'm like,

YOU DO IT BITCH! Mainly my dad says that, BUT YES OMG ALWAYS.

Isle and Glaciers

theshutterclick: I am actually jealous of Johnny Craig right now.

I’m in love with this song, I’m...

dr0wnmeoutatsea-deactivated2011 asked: HI.
I LOVE YOU <33333

hateonaband: I don’t like Hey Monday. In fact, I hate Hey Monday. Cassadee Pope’s voice sounds like a chipmunk on crack. They have shitty lyrics and boring music in general. Yes, the lyrics are shitty.

PTV FAN ON OMEGLE

You: I'M SHITTING BRICKS
Stranger: I'm peeing glitter
You: OH LAWD

 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger: '. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy
You: I'M SHITTING BRICKS
Stranger: GOOD LUCK :D
You: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP MEE
You: HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE I'M SCARED
Stranger: take a laxative ;)
You: Will that make it more mushy?
You: And less brick like?
Stranger: yupp :P
You: Oh, well thank you for your help.
Stranger: no problem :D

You: I'M SHITTING BRICKS
Stranger: Nice asl
You: NO SERIOUSLY I NEED HELP
You: DO YOU REALLY WANNA HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE WHO IS SHITTING BRICKS

You: I'M SHITTING BRICKS
Stranger: wow!
You: INORITE
Stranger: ?
Stranger: are you ok?
You: NO IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH
Stranger: how did a brick get in ur ass?
You: I JUST CAN'T
You: I CANNOT

ASKLQWIBHAKTYA MY MOTHER GOT GREEN TEA

~this is a big moment for me

Stare at the dot for 30 seconds and the orange...

It’s purply on the sides…

My ex girlfriend is a porn star

gon0rrhea: what-is-this-i-dont-even: i-m-a-gee: and boy is she going to be pissed when she finds out omg

I just had..an awful conversation.

 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger: '. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: im willizam lee 8 y/o no pubic hair yet looking for gay and anal sex i just got circumcized yesterday and it hurts wanna chat?
You: You're 8?
Stranger: yes
You: ..What're you doing here? What has happened to our youth?
You: Does your mother know you're doing this?
Stranger: no
You: You're 8 years old..and you wanna have sex?
Stranger: obviously.
You: Why?
Stranger: i had sex more then 10 times
Stranger: with my classmates
You: WHY
Stranger: oh and im in grade 2
You: Are you proud?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but
Stranger: i just like having anal sex
You: And everyone else in your class likes it too?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but my classm8s in grade 1 did
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: north korea
Stranger: my dad taught me how
You: Is he gay as well? And how did he teach you?
Stranger: he told me to have sex with my baby sister
Stranger: why?
You: Is that normal in North Korea? I'm not from there
Stranger: no
Stranger: bye

chasing-cars asked: Posing as pearl if halirous

chasing-cars asked: You: heyyyy asl

Stranger: hi

Stranger: what's ur name?

You: pearl

Stranger: 16f

Stranger: u

You: I'm a whale.

You: my daddy is a krab

You: he owns the krusty krab

Stranger: haha!

chasing-cars asked: im being pearl from spongebob on omegle now :)

chasing-cars asked: stop it your making me bluss

chasing-cars asked: You really think so! :D

chasing-cars asked: i know but sadly she was only kidding :'(